Aug 19 2008
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Aug 16 2008
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I’ve been seeing him everywhere lately. Maybe it’s some sort of sign.
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ohnotheydidnt: Meet The New Lara Croft
Look, if you’re going to be bounding around the studio that enthusiastically make sure you tan EVERYTHING.
Aug 10 2008
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The Mix-up
A student, a barber, and a bald man were traveling together. One night in an inn they felt ill at ease, so they decided to take turns keeping watch. They drew lots, and the barber got the first turn. While he was keeping watch he took out his razor and shaved the student’s head completely bald. When the student’s time came to keep watch, the barber awakened him.
Still half asleep, the student scratched his head, and finding no hair, he said, “That stupid fool of a barber made a mistake and woke up the bald man instead of me.”
Aug 09 2008
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“ In 1975, the previous 4th dimension of TIME, was reassigned by both a consensus of U.C. Berkeley staff and Stephen Hawking, TO EXPLAIN BIGFOOT INVISIBILITY. The Bigfoot as well as dozens of other smaller people, hide in the higher dimensions so they don’t get shot by morons with guns. The reason why the government has not told you about it is evidenced by the above posts. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.